March 2010
17 posts
“Jonah: “Mom says it’s because she has PMS.”
Steve almost choked but composed...”
– The Last Song (book) (via the5thletteroftheenglishalphabet)
The Levels of Insanity.
the5thletteroftheenglishalphabet:
1) Talks to self. 2) Argues with self. 3) Loses argument with self. 4) Is no longer speaking to self.
November 2009
300 posts
Tip to reduce weight: First, turn your head to the...
(via the5thletteroftheenglishalphabet)
I don't understand the She-wolf thing;...
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"There's always been a lot of tension between Lois...
(via the5thletteroftheenglishalphabet)
Joey: Wow, I never knew a woman's handbag would look good on me, a man!
Rachel: Exactly, unisex!
Joey: No, you need sex, I had sex a couple of days ago.
Rachel: No, Joey. U-N-I Sex.
Joey: Well, how can you say no to that?
Breaking Benjamin - Dear Agony
the5thletteroftheenglishalphabet:
1. “Fade Away” 2. “I Will Not Bow” 3. “Crawl” 4. “Give Me a Sign” 5. “Hopeless” 6. “What Lies Beneath” 7. “Anthem of the Angels” 8. “Lights Out” 9. “Dear Agony” 10. “Into the Nothing” 11. “Without You”
“A recent police study found that you’re much more likely to get shot by a fat...”
– Dennis Miller (via the5thletteroftheenglishalphabet)
