November 2009
300 posts
Tip to reduce weight: First, turn your head to the...
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I don't understand the She-wolf thing;...
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"There's always been a lot of tension between Lois...
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Joey: Wow, I never knew a woman's handbag would look good on me, a man!
Rachel: Exactly, unisex!
Joey: No, you need sex, I had sex a couple of days ago.
Rachel: No, Joey. U-N-I Sex.
Joey: Well, how can you say no to that?
Breaking Benjamin - Dear Agony
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1. “Fade Away” 2. “I Will Not Bow” 3. “Crawl” 4. “Give Me a Sign” 5. “Hopeless” 6. “What Lies Beneath” 7. “Anthem of the Angels” 8. “Lights Out” 9. “Dear Agony” 10. “Into the Nothing” 11. “Without You”
“A recent police study found that you’re much more likely to get shot by a fat...”
– Dennis Miller (via the5thletteroftheenglishalphabet)
“A woman would never make a nuclear bomb. They would never make a weapon that...”
– Robbin Williams (via the5thletteroftheenglishalphabet)
Wise words from Bill Gates!
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Rule 1: Life is not fair-get used to it Rule 2: The world won’t care about your self-esteem. The world will expect you to accomplish something BEFORE you feel good about yourself. Rule 3: You will NOT make $40,000 a year right out of high school. You won’t be a vice president with a car phone until you earn both. Rule 4: If you think your teacher is tough,...
“The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so...”
– Bertrand Russell (via the5thletteroftheenglishalphabet)
“That which does not kill me, makes me stronger. I do not believe in such things....”
– George Carlin (via the5thletteroftheenglishalphabet)
If you hate a person, you hate something in...
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Sharing is caring!
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“WHAT EACH KISS MEANS”
Kiss on the Forehead: We’re cute together .
Kiss on the Cheek: We’re friends.
Kiss on the Hand: I adore you.
Kiss on the Neck: I want you, now.
Kiss on the Shoulder: Your perfect.
Kiss on the Lips: I LOVE YOU…
WHAT EACH GESTURE MEANS:
Holding Hands: We definitely like each other.
Holding you tight pressed against each other: I...
You say nothing is impossible. I say, . . . try to...
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I can read your mind right now!
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You’re thinking, “Yeah, right. You can’t read my mind”
How to start each day with a positive outlook.
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Open a new file in your computer.
Name it ‘the person you hate’. Eg: ‘C&R’
Send it to the Recycle Bin.
Empty the Recycle Bin.
Your PC will ask you: ‘Do you really want to get rid of ‘C&R?’
Firmly Click ‘Yes.’
Feel better?
Legally, it's questionable. Morally, disgusting....
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Insane? Errr, I prefer "mentally hilarious"!
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